cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

mypugobsession:


Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble.  A grumble of pugs.  

mypugobsession:

Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble.  A grumble of pugs.  

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

  • me:

    *accidentally says something that rhymes*

  • me:

    YOOOOOO

crowbara:

escuse me

crowbara:

escuse me

lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes

lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes

Remember when I rewrote the Sailor Moon theme for Kuwabara?

rogafufukenyamcha-sama:

Because I do. And I’m gonna repost it.