im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
“youre a good drawer”
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral