i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble. A grumble of pugs.
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
Beck was a real friend
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
*accidentally says something that rhymes*
Remember when I rewrote the Sailor Moon theme for Kuwabara?
Because I do. And I’m gonna repost it.